Exhibit A: Some of Rory's dirty clothes smelled suspiciously of a barnyard. Remembered this was probably from the trip on Sunday to feed her "pet" donkey (which lives at her Grandy's house... and is hiding behind the horse in the picture.)
Exhibit B: My child beams with pride as she sits atop a pint size John Deere.
Exhibit C: Every year, I look forward to attending the Trout International Annual Chili Cookoff. Last year's winner had a "Beer-O-Meter" that was reading intoxicated... at 11 am.
Exhibit D: Giant homemade tv antenna adorns back porch.
Exhibit E: I take pictures of me and my kid on the front porch... while the kid is wearing her birthday suit. I was barefoot in this picture... but not pregnant.
Exhibit F: Rory had her first pair of boots by the time she was but 5 weeks old...
Exhibit G: Last year, a wagon train went past my house.
Jeff Foxworthy would be proud... I'll be sure and tell him the next time I go to one of his "Wild Game Dinners." I had some fantastic squirrel pie at the last one I attended...
I'm going to have to join you on the redneck front.... we're totally from the sticks! :) We should be proud.
ReplyDeleteI'd say your evidence is pretty darn conclusive...
ReplyDeleteUm, I'm a little mad I didn't know you had this blog!! But that's okay because I already knew you were a redneck :) I am from Texas so I got a deer rifle for my 21st bday and send out Christmas cards with my family in camo!
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